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The Ringo Zone is a forum that addresses contemporary issues with the underlying approach of being the antithesis of political correctness. Its essential thread is one of absolute truth and the vision is one of offending the offendable. For those who are easily offended have little to offer the great masses. My advice, grow a set of nads and internalize the dictum: I don’t care if I offend you. I don’t care what you think or how you feel about me or how I think, feel or speak.

Today is June 21, 2015 the summer solstice, the longest day in the northern hemisphere and it also happens to be the genesis of TRZ. So, let’s kick it off with a message about “global warming”. Ha ha…



The Indians Caused Global Warming!

The Indians Started Global Warming

I live on an estuary on the Gulf Coast of central Florida. About 15,000 years ago the polar caps basically covered much of the US down to the Mississippi Valley into the midwest.  Glaciers were a mile or more thick. The reason my location means something is that back then the Gulf Coast shoreline extended about 150 miles west of me out into the Gulf. If I dig 1.5’  I hit water. So, the coastline is close now.

During this great ice age, the paleo-man (aka Indians) crossed the frozen Bering’s Straights from Siberia. They walked across the ice, which was typical of the time, into what is now Alaska and after many many generations lived in all areas of both North and South America.

Now, one of the reasons the Indians flourished over the next several thousand years was because of the abundance of large (over 100 pounds) clueless mammals across both continents. Today North America has only 10% of the large mammals that roamed the lands before the Indians showed up. But that’s another story.

As the Indians flourished and spread throughout the land, they made fires to cook the meat and fat they took and to form weapons, tools, etc. All those millions of fires over all those thousands of years created anthropologic global warming. There’s no other explanation for it. This caused the glaciers (now polar caps) to melt so badly that the ocean rose so that the Gulf Coast shoreline receded 150 miles over the centuries that followed. In other words, the beach disappeared by 150 miles. Florida was twice as wide as it is today before the Indians melted the glaciers.

So, that is proof that man caused global warming. Because of the Indians immense carbon footprints, today we have far less land than we did before they melted the glaciers and ice caps with their camp fires but it is a much more forgiving Earth. But, once and for all we should all now accept the fact that man causes global warming. Thank the Old One we no longer burn camp fires. Anyone burning a fire is risking melting what little polar ice we have remaining. So, that’s proof of man-made global warming. There’s no other explanation. The debate is over….NOT!

We just learned that Earth’s temperature (Oh, that’s another thing. We are still cooling from spacial geologic formation and we have a terrific molten iron core that is really hot and a bunch of rock under terrific pressure generating tremendous heat – and we all know where heat goes – up through Earth’s core and mantle to heat up things like mine shafts, and radioactive isotopes  in hot meltdown decay, and frog burps) has stabilized over the past decade or two. Well, as an olive branch from all to all, let’s just say that all the global warming zealots put enough pressure on enough individuals all around Earth that we finally put a stop to anthropologic global warming. So, it’s over. Thank The Great One that global warming is finally over.

Great. Now can I go back to my bbq and can I mow my lawn???

The Ringo Zone

DC Politicians

DC Politicians

After the founding fathers – III – defeated the British army to form the new republic, many of them served, often reluctantly, as the stewards of the new nation. Others – shop owners, farmers, physicians and other citizens – served the public interest as congressmen who were elected typically for two years. Their service complete, they returned to their towns and farms to resume a productive life.

Two-hundred years later we are ruled by a cabal of professional politicians who suckle off the public teat often for decades on end as they grow that teat to gigantic size. DDD. Anyone who wants to make a living by thinking up ways to have others – the 310,000,000 of US who live our lives through the rules, regulations and dicta that they create – has a serious control issue. In absolute rule they would be tyrants.

I would not allow many of them into my home. When I hear that oily Harry Reid croak his sorry excuses for what they are doing I find myself wanting to wipe the bottom of my shoes in tall grass. That goggle-eyed half-wit Nancy Pelosi, the hapless John Boehner, the ineffective Mitch McConnell and the rest of their ilk sit on their fat asses in chairs we own, flying around in jets we bought, burning fuel we pay for and drinking liquor bought by…you guessed it, you and me. 

And what do we pay them for? We pay them to spend money they take from us to think up more laws for us to have to submit to. And who’s waiting in the wings? The shrill and dreadful ‘What difference does it make?’ Hillary Clinton who did receive that ‘3:00 in the morning’ call when our people were being slaughtered in Benghazi. A lot of good it did them.

We have enough stinking rules and laws and regulations. If it’s not in The Ten Commandments, The Bill of Rights or the Boy Scout Handbook, we don’t need it. DC is like a cancer to the patient, our country. There are three basic ways to deal with cancer: cut it out, poison it or cut off blood flow to the tumor. Unfortunately, the first two therapies are too draconian for most of US. But the third option is a possibility. Cut off the flood of money – taxes – and they will figure out who they work for.

Until we the people force an end to the federal income theft by implementing a fair tax that is funded by consumption and not by punishing individual productivity,  every right minded worker should withhold as much tax as possible by claiming maximum deductions throughout the year and pay the taxes due on April 15 and not a day before. As it is, the typical worker, whether a clock puncher or a manager, works until lunchtime to pay his or her federal income taxes. After lunch whatever you make is yours.

Term limits would address a good deal of the problem but we’ll never see the likes of DC politicians vote themselves out of their place in line at the public trough. The ballot box gave us Obama and Reid and the weakened debt-ridden America our children and grandchildren will have to deal with. The 2008 election revealed that over half the voter population (not taxpayers) does not think right or is too gullible to trust to do right in the ballot box for the presidential election. This was repeated in 2012. So, starve the tumor. Withhold your taxes until April 15 and let them eat coke in DC.

The Ringo Zone